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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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