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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Smeagol eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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