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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Voldemort eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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