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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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