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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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