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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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