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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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