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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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