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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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