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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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