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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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