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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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