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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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