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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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