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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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