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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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