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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Trotsky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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