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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Kirk eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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