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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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