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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Worf eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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