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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rex eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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