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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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