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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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