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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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