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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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