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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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