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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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