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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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