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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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