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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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