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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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