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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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