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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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