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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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