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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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