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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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