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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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