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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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