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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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