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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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