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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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