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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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