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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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