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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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