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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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