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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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