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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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