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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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