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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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