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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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