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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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