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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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