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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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