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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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