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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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