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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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