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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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