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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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