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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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