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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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