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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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