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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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