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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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