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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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